The Game

(Dan (left) and Michael Colleluori)
What a week for the Hofstra Pride. In back to back nail bitters, the Dutchmen pulled off consecutive one-goal wins over both Sacred Heart and Army.
In the CAA opener for Hofstra, the Pride pulled off a 6-5 win up in Connecticut over a tough Sacred Heart squad. Jay Card scored twice and freshman goalie Andrew “Baby” Gvozden made seven saves, including one in the closing seconds to preserve the win. But perhaps the star of the game was none other than sophomore defensemen and Long Beach native, Mike Skudin. In addition to playing exceptional defense, Skudin also scored his first collegiate goal on a fast break as he stuck one over the left shoulder of the Sacred Heart goalie. He also followed up his goal with an assist to Jay Card, although he was not credited in the official stat sheet with the assist. However, I am currently in the process of correcting this injustice with an appeal to NCAA and expect this issue to be resolved in a timely manner.
In the next game, the Dutchmen won another thriller against an excellent Army team on ESPN U 9-8 in double overtime. Baby Gvozden was the star of the game, as he made a career high 17 saves, including seven stops in the fourth quarter and both overtime periods combined. And who else but “Mr. Clutch” Jay Card scored the game winner, the third goal of the night for him. Michael Colleluori also added three goals and one assist. But perhaps one of the biggest catalysts for the win can be contributed to Hofstra’s number one fan, the legendary Dan Colleluori. You bring a presence to the stands that has not been seen in ages and your relentless cheering motivates and inspires us all! So here’s to you Dan!
Interview with Mike Skudin
1) What’s your most memorable non-lacrosse experience?
When my family and a couple of my friends families went to Barbados on a surfing trip. It was sick.
2) If you could have dinner with any three people dead or alive, who would it be?
I would have dinner with Christopher Wallace (AKA “Biggie Smalls”), Dave Chapelle, and Jesus Christ. I think that would be one interesting and funny sit down dinner.
3) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
I would want to be able to teleport. I would visit places and go places and still be back in time for practice.
4) What was your first car?
1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee. My twin brother Ian and I split it in high school. It carried the name Firetruck because it was bright red and a beast among other vehicles.
5) What’s your best childhood story?
When my brother Ian and I were little, our neighbor was the grumpiest, meanest old man in the world. One day we stole my mom’s tomatoes from her tomato garden and loaded our lacrosse sticks. We sat in our backyard and unloaded on the side of the house. He came out and we ran inside our house and hid under our beds. He told our parents and got grounded for 2 days. Two days well worth it!
6) What is your biggest fear?
Drowning. I live in Long Beach and all I do is spend time in the water. It would really stink to drown in something you’re so familiar with.
7) Favorite YouTube video and why?
The whistles go “Woo Woo” because the whistles go “Woo Woo”. Shout out to the YouTube king, FREDDY CATENESE!
What’s a typical Sunday for you?
Wake up around 10, 10:15, go to the student center or coliseum deli for some eggs, then drive over to the senior lacrosse house and spend some quality time on the couch or the NHL ’09 sticks. Get dinner around 5 or 6pm and then go back to my room and do some school work when needed.
9) When you were a little kid, what was your dream job?
I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle. My brother Ian and I were addicted to that show.
10) Little known fact about you?
I am the only undefeated quarterback in Long Beach history. It lasted one year in 8th grade. I was amazing at handing the off the ball.
Joke of the week
In honor of our third road victory of the season, a tradition came back. Jokes! Since not many of the jokes told were all that good, I thought I would share perhaps one of the better jokes told in the last four years. This one comes from Mike Skudin.
So there were these three women who escaped from a jail one night, a redhead, a brunette, and a blond, and they were being chased by cops. As they were running, they saw a barn close by and decided to try to hide in there to escape the cops. Once inside, they saw three empty potato sacks and ran over to hide inside them. When the cops made it to the barn, they saw the three potato sacks and walked over to them to investigate them. They poked the first sack with the redhead inside and she said, “Meow, Meow”. The cops go, “There must be a bunch of cats inside that sack”. The cops then walk over to the sack with the brunette and poke that one as well. The brunette goes, “Ruff, Ruff”. The cops go, “Oh, there must be a dog inside that sack”. Finally, the cops walk up to the blond’s sack and poke that one as well and the blond says, “Potato, Potato”.
Dutchmen Cookie Dusters
Sean Lucas

Sean Lucas
Mike Skudin

Mike Skudin
Adam Swarsen

Adam Swarsen
Tom Dooley

Tom Dooley
Steve Prifte

Steve Prifte
Joe “Young Fresh” Caven

Joe Caven
As always, keep your head to the grindstone and God Bless America!
http://blogs.insidelacrosse.com/2009/03/28/ncaa-lacrosse-player-blogs-hofstra-stache-edition/






